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Donuts Now Glow in 2017 and I’m Here For It

I'll just get this out of the way: This story is a couple weeks old. But I live in the center of my own universe and since it's news to me, it's news to everyone as far as I'm concerned.... Continue Reading →


Sebastian Telfair Arrested (again) For Carrying A Small Army In His Truck

Sebastian Telfair was arrested in Brooklyn Saturday night with marijuana, a semi-automatic firearm, three loaded handguns, and enough ammunition to eliminate ISIS as a world threat. Rock meet bottom. Obviously, there is a lot to unpack here. This is the third incident involving Bassy carrying around loaded guns... Continue Reading →

Pineapple Pizza’s Panopoulos Passes

As we all know, by now, the inventor of the pineapple pizza has left us for the Pearly Gates. Do I know anything else about this glorious Greek-Canadian? No, not much. However, it is only natural to assume he has... Continue Reading →

The Golden State Warriors LOST Game 4 and the series…

Well that's it. It's all ovah. The Cavs have once again done the impossible. In a unfathomable turn of events, the Cleveland Cavaliers beat the Golden State Warriors in a win-or-go-home, do-or-die, game 4 at home. The Warriors gave it a good try. Going up 3... Continue Reading →

DeSean Jackson: ‘Born To Be Hated, Dying To Be Loved’

On Friday, March 28th 2014, the Philadelphia Eagles announced to the media that they had released one of the most explosive playmakers in the league. In a press conference later that afternoon, Eagles' GM Howie Roseman told the media that the Eagles had become... Continue Reading →

Sloppy and Misconstrued in the Name of Love

  Hello all, I know I’m late to the party but my, oh my, are we all aware of the slipshod shit-show that airs on ABC Monday nights? YES, of courrrrse I’m talking about none other than The Bachelor. Before... Continue Reading →

Cell Phones Do NOT Cause Cancer

Researchers have deliberated back-and-forth, in a game of scientific seesaw, which has separated medical minds and avid cell-phone users into two groups; those who think we should stop worrying about cell-phone radiation, and others who believe that there’s enough proof... Continue Reading →

Honeybadger Strikes Gold

The Arizona Cardinals and Tyrann Mathieu agreed to a mammoth contract extension on Tuesday afternoon.  ESPN's Adam Schefter reported the deal is worth a total of $62.5 million over five years, with $40 million in guaranteed money. As it stands, Mathieu... Continue Reading →


Astonishingly enough, the first 'hard' cap (meaning there are no exemptions, so no luxury tax penalties are required) was introduced to the NHL during the 1994-95 season. Prior to the resolution of the first league-wide lockout in 2004-05, the NHL... Continue Reading →

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