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Booker (1) + Jackson (99) = 100% Sold On Suns Future

Should the Phoenix Suns be trading for Kyrie Irving? Sure -- as long as Josh Jackson is completely OFF the table. Spoiler: he won't be. ~All rumors suggest he is ON the Cavaliers wish list.~ You can't begin to justify... Continue Reading →

Back To The Sandbox, Kidd

I'll preface this with: Jason Kidd was hands down, my favorite point guard growing up. Kidd was a top-tier talent who is still regarded as one of the very best to ever play the position. But that's not what this... Continue Reading →

A War of Words: Isiah Thomas vs. Yours Truly

Alright, alright! Story time boys and girls. Everybody gather around and listen to what this Chicago meatball (me) did once upon a time in Atlanta.  Let us begin. So anyone that knows me, knows I am obviously not a Lebron... Continue Reading →

Lonzo to the Lakers <<< LaVar in the Ring

LaVar Ball... wow. Okay, yes I am just as tired of seeing his name in the news and I'm so done watching the argument of whether he should be commended as a great father or shamed as a cocky arrogant... Continue Reading →

No Looney Tunes, No Problem As NASA Announces Aliens

I think we can all agree that it's only a matter of time before the aliens muster up enough courage to visit planet earth, again. Rumors continue to circulate, leaving many to believe their arrival will be before year's end. ... Continue Reading →

5 Ways to Beat The Heat in AZ

Listen, when you live in Arizona there are going to be a few compromises. Yes, we are known to be a great destination. Arizona has been acknowledged, again and again, for our pristine golf courses, college rivalries, sunsets that God... Continue Reading →

Donuts Now Glow in 2017 and I’m Here For It

I'll just get this out of the way: This story is a couple weeks old. But I live in the center of my own universe and since it's news to me, it's news to everyone as far as I'm concerned.... Continue Reading →

Sebastian Telfair Arrested (again) For Carrying A Small Army In His Truck

Sebastian Telfair was arrested in Brooklyn Saturday night with marijuana, a semi-automatic firearm, three loaded handguns, and enough ammunition to eliminate ISIS as a world threat. Rock meet bottom. Obviously, there is a lot to unpack here. This is the third incident involving Bassy carrying around loaded guns... Continue Reading →

Pineapple Pizza’s Panopoulos Passes

As we all know, by now, the inventor of the pineapple pizza has left us for the Pearly Gates. Do I know anything else about this glorious Greek-Canadian? No, not much. However, it is only natural to assume he has... Continue Reading →

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